Dear Diary

That bitch Cinderella ruined it for the rest of us ladies. Screw the glass slipper. Last night my feet killed me from high heels all weekend.. 

 After  many Christmas parties and holiday shopping this weekend I wanted to start crawling like a baby. That might be kinky if I had a collar

All my martini's this weekend had candy canes, lollipops and fruit on the rim. As I said to my girlfriend Suzie, I must have an oral  fixation. The bartender must have heard me cause he gave us the drinks for free. I might have to use that line again licking my dirty girl martini lollipop.

Just put the HO in the holiday's - Kat

Dear Diary..

I watch porn and change the type of porn that turns me on pending my moods.

Lately I can't find anything that revs my engine. I guess it's time to find a new site or clips. What a let down when your looking at porn and you can't find anything. It's like your thirsty but you only have warm water.

My biggest pet peeve in porn is when the sex action doesn't match the voices. Nothing like hearing a good spanking and he's pulling her hair. Or she's saying fuck me and he's taking off his shirt. Mind you, I love all that stuff but I want to hear and see it happening.  I don't want to hear a sexy voice over that never matches.

A few year's ago I got asked by a porn film company to use my voice for voice over work. I actually turned them down. I probably should have taken the job and showed them a thing or two on making porn sound just as hot as the sex.

Must be why I love the dirty talk nothing gets me going more then just talking about it

Happy Sunday -- oxo

you learn...

Dear Diary..

I am sorry my blog been under some down times, I thought I would share with all of you.

I suffered a lengthy illness which ended up causing me some physical pain in recovery.  Not the pain I like when you spank my ass.

As you can see I am getting back to my old self.   I wanted to thank you for all the support all the way.  Just cause I am open about my sexuality doesn't mean I'm not human.  I think sometimes people often see me as just a fantasy. 

I learned so much in the last few months about myself and others,  It's really okay to be in fantasy, but sometimes it's okay to just breath .

I spent most for the last week reading my own blog,  I had to laugh and ask myself "Did I really share that". 

So it's time to get back to doing what I do best and get my life on track. Are you ready for all the new times of this dirty kitty.

                               Muah  Kat

Dear Dairy,

Good thing school is going back, because I have been such a slacker lately in life.  I should get a wooden ruler over my ass in school girl skirt.  Funny thing is I'm out of school already for years. But the idea is such a turn on and it might get me going now.

I have to admit this summer has not been as sizzling as I would liked.  Thank God for Football season. For some reason that is my favorite time of year.   I am already ready for tailgating and some weekend tackles.

I found out recently a friend of my close friend is getting married to a guy that my friend is fuck buddies with for the last year,   Wow...that is a mouth full in deed.   I'm so looking forward to the wedding in October.   Maybe I should just bring my friend as my date and see if the groom has a heart failure at the church,  It's a very small world.  Before you put your dick in someone you might want to find out if got any close connections.
I have no plans of blowing up this little fuckfest and ruin anyone's day. I am suppose to see everyone at a party on Friday night.  I might have to have a few martini's and hint around to the groom.  I love to see a little madness to spice up the rest of the summer,

 

Here's to adding more sizzle to your weekends,   Kat ox

Dear Diary..

My friends and I talked about most embarrassing sex moments and everyone had them ranging from using the wrong name to drunken  "can't get it up"  stories.  Every story made me laugh but I had to recall my own.

Many years ago, I had lust for this guy Andrew for months.  Finally on a summer trip to a cabin with friends. I finally gave in to my needs and just ripped his clothes off.   I figured it was very late at night and who would find out everyone had gone to bed.  

Well that is really not what happen at all,  First of all his brother entered the room with out knocking.   So Andrew did try to cover me up with the comforter so he couldn't see anything. But as he pulled the large comforter, he knocked me off the bed and I banged my shoulder on the floor

Well that was embarrassing enough, but some how I landed wrong and had to go to the hospital for a my  shoulder.   The entire cabin woke up and we had to explain why I'm going to a hospital.  Not sure what was more embarrassing the telling of the story or how this guy had to dress me to leave for the hospital.

Came back from the hospital wearing a sling and slept in my own bed.

Well the sex was good while it lasted that night. But I can tell you I never went to bed with him again.  I like it rough at times but that was outright dangerous.

Happy Summer - Kat ox

Dear Diary,

I am Back ....So did you Miss Me  ?

I just watched that movie Friends with Benefits and No Strings Attached .. 

Is the world trying to tell me something. ?  Of course Hollywood makes them love stories in the end. But honestly if I am telling the truth no love comes from this but some drama.

At some point --one of you will want more or less from this arrangement and then all the benefits go out the window.

I had a "fuck buddy" once and it was rolling along very nicely until his brother was getting married and he needed a date. Then his parents loved me and after that every time I saw him he would talk about his life. 

Before I knew it I was going to his mother's day brunch and birthday parties for his friends. It went from fuck buddies to his girlfriend over night.

So if I had to advise anyone on this matter I say go with a one night stand

Happy Summer,    Love Kat

Dear Diary
 
Did I mention I am feisty today? Beware... Get my sparkly dog collar !

Some things that really get my panties twisted..

Okay I am sick of men whom say I always meet women whom are submissive in life, HELLO MEN, I wear the pants and the skirt and some of you can't handle it. On other note most of men I meet lately are either submissive or cheat on their wives or girlfriends. So stop your whining. Women have it just as bad.
Friends whom endless tell you they are single, NO KIDDING you even make me want to die. I can't image anyone dating you.

Anyone that takes to long to email me back or you send a great long email to them and they send you one or two lines back. just ignore my email then for christ sakes.

Bandwagon sports fans, You know what I am talking about.. All the new sports fans in town or any hot team that sparks interest and everyone jumps on the wagon.. Wash off the face paint buddy.

Recently some married man, I will leave him nameless cause your worthless, He told me everyone should act more French in life. In his words that you can be married and a solid provider. But you also have many lovers . He thought this line would work on me. Sorry some of my family is French and that is called adultery, it's not a French thing. You are a cheater. So bon voyage to you..

Is anal sex really not popular, I do like it. I find it funny how many people say they don't like it. It's actually really hot when you get kinky in the sack.
 
I need to go watch some hot nasty porn and cum till I relax
 
How is that for a Tuesday ?
 
Muah -- Kat